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When visiting London and the UK, it's going to be difficult to give generic advice that stands up for all-comers. That's millions of different people interacting with millions of different visitors, so rules are by no means hard and fast. This section is a rough, light-hearted guide to getting the most out of your stay.

The 'British'

The term 'British' is used extensively throughout this page and site. It can be a contentious term however, for every dozen Greenwich: passers by stop for a dance in Greenwich.people that couldn't care less, there'll be one bleating about being mis-represented. I'm using it as a contraction of 'British Isles' rather than Great Britiain, so it includes as opposed to discludes people. No demonym exists which appeals to everyone, and until one clearly does, I'll be using 'British'.

Last Updated (Monday, 26 October 2009 17:21)

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Talking to Strangers

If you're lost or not sure about something, don't hesitate to ask a Londoner for help or directions. With so many visitors, Photographer: on the South Bank in front of Hungerford and Jubilee bridges.the chances of asking another person on holiday is high, especially if you're outside Buckingham Palace. Londoners tend to walk quickly often not paying attention to their surroundings much (as natives in other cities do). It's also important to ask for help - 'could you help me please', the British mentality finds it hard to resist a direct request for assistance and the use of please and thank you etiquette, makes it near impossible. Contrary to reputation, they're not a shy or cold race, but really rather talkative. Shameless self-promotion and boasting are universally frowned upon, so a self-effacing attitude is the British norm. It's also considered better to let someone discover your hidden talents, than to tirelessly draw attention to them.

Last Updated (Thursday, 22 October 2009 08:59)

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The Brtish Class System

Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive... (or similarly, attempt to explain the 'class' system in Britain). If everyone belongs to it, you would naturally favour the views of your own class. Not always, say I, not always.The Lifeguards protect the most famous member of the upper classses - the Queen.

 

Very roughly - there are three classes - the upper, middle and working classes. In reality these days - the upper class is small, wields enormous financial clout, but has no relevance or popular influence over the masses. They're seen as anachronistic curiosities, by the majority of Brits. I'm sure in their own universe, they're rather significant and pretty, bloody, seriously, important, yah? - 'idle' rich is the popular street argot. You probably won't meet any if you visit London, they'll be at the country seat during peak tourist season.


Last Updated (Wednesday, 28 October 2009 16:06)

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Queuing

Queuing is not a British invention, you'll find it in every country in the world, bar none. The same protocols for queuing In a survey, queue barging was listed as Brits' highest rated, pet-peeve.apply here - only more so. Pushing in front, or cutting in line is a no-no. There are few things more likely to raise the ire of the British temperament than ignoring a queue and walking straight to the counter. The Brits like fair play - pushing in is an affront to this sensibility and it's unlikely to be tolerated.

Last Updated (Friday, 16 October 2009 12:47)

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International Codes

To call any number in the UK, from anywhere in the world, then take the '0' from the front and add the Chinatown: just north of Leicester Square has some good authentic produce in its supermarkets.international dialling code '44' in its place. So the number - (020 7654 3210) would become (44 20 7654 3210).

Last Updated (Friday, 16 October 2009 12:49)

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Kissing

Kissing and displays of affection. Best not to french-kiss excessively in public, or grind bodies in a Traffic near Bond Street: Snog is another word for kissing, but with extra vigour.Royal Park - kissing, holding hands and all the rest are fine. It's not that the British are especially squeamish, or coy about it. It all comes back to the fact that they can't abide showing off. Get a room.

Last Updated (Friday, 16 October 2009 12:51)

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Moaning

Brits love to moan, grumble and whinge. It's not so much that they want the problem fixed, as it's an excellent opportunity South Bank: Moaning is an opportunity to discuss the general feebleness of a system. Fixing it, would deny the pleasure of running it down, so bear this in mind.to point out how things could be handled much better (if they were running the show). If a bus is late, several silent Londoners will pitch up and engage in some mutual, grumbling banter. They may even start to enjoy themselves. Perhaps this makes little sense, but it's absolutely inbuilt at the genetic level - tutting, sighing, rolling the eyes, muttering and more sighing are all useful tools for running a system down.

Last Updated (Friday, 16 October 2009 12:53)

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Arguing

Is fun. Everyone does it, and although in most countries the purpose is to arrive at some kind of settlement or consensus, Piccadilly Circus: don't mistake the tendency to argue as an indication that the other party wants you to agree with them. Agreeing to disagree is fine.the British ideal is to all: 'agree to disagree'. They don't want it to end in a fight, so tolerating other peoples' views is an important character trait.

Last Updated (Monday, 26 October 2009 17:23)

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Bendy and Double-Decker Buses

Everyone loves double-deckers and hates bendy buses. It's fun sitting on an upper deck, looking down on people Routemaster Bus: still look cool 53 years after they were introduced.(physically and figuratively) and the other type take up twice the road space and are too difficult to overtake. One thing though, buy your bus ticket from the bus stop vending machine, although the driver will sell you one, they will only do so under extreme duress, with much whingeing. It's not worth the trouble.

Last Updated (Friday, 16 October 2009 12:59)

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Sexuality

Despite the reputation for frosty embarrassment and sexual incompetence, London and the British Isles The Gherkin: it's curiously phallic shape escaped few peoples' attention.are amongst the most densely populated places on Earth. Let's just say: they get by. In the UK it's about being 'up for it' - and you'll find a surprising number of people who are.

Last Updated (Monday, 26 October 2009 17:26)

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Drinking

You have to be eighteen to drink in London and the UK, photo ID will be asked for if you look around 18-22, so don't be offended. Central Bar: Southbank Centre. If there's one thing the Brits like more than a drink: it's an alfresco drink.Drinking in the UK is fairly prevalent and undoubtedly a part of the culture. Public displays of drunkeness are not uncommon, but there's a reluctance to adopt a 'nanny state' approach where people are told what to do, and what to have.

Last Updated (Friday, 16 October 2009 13:05)

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